A Letter To Atuk Santa

25 Dec

i luv Christmas Day.. although i’m not a Christian..

i luv the Christmas atmosphere.. the Christmas songs.. the Christmas trees.. the Christmas meal.. the Snowman with the carrot nose.. and of course, the Uncle Santa and his reindeer.. 🙂

i have been hanging up my stockings on the wall every Christmas eve since i was a child.. from Bata, Power, Adidas, until now POLO stockings.. but Uncle Santa has never put anything into my stockings yet..

so i decide to write a letter to Uncle Santa, hopefully he can find the way to my house by using the google map.. :p

Dear Atuk Santa.. Greetings! 

when you are reading this letter, i am still awaiting for your Christmas presents.. i am not sure why you didn’t stop by my house for the past 36 years.. may be my stockings are too smelly.. may be the windows of my house are too small for you to climb in.. or the weather here is too hot for you.. or you can’t tolerate our hot & spicy foods here.. or the public toilets here are too dirty.. or there are too many childish peoples around that causing you not comfortable to come here.. or you have some visa problems.. or you can’t really understand our broken mango-banana English?

i have tried to search you in the facebook, but i can’t find you.. there are so many Santa Buddies in FB, but they are not so kind-hearted like you..     

Dear Atuk Santa.. i am just a little naive boy.. i am not looking for big big presents from you.. what i want are just the followings…

1.  i want to be always look younger and healthy just like you.. since i first knew you when i was 1 year old, you still look the same every year until now.. a sweet smile surrounded by the white moustache and beard.. are you drinking Yomeishu or Gamat..?? also, i really hope that when i wake up in the next morning, my panda eyes will go away.. 😛

2.  i wanna be like you – save the environment and always go green.. travel around the world sending all the presents with your reindeer.. i just don’t understand, why the peoples here like to drive big big four-wheel-drive just to carry some durians from one kampung to another kampung..??

3.  i m seeking for true friendship.. just like you and your reindeer.. i hate fishy peoples (selfish) and those who like to talk bad things about the others..

4.  i wanna be like you.. promote world peace.. can’t we just live together in harmony..?? why should we differentiate each other..??

5.  i wanna be like you.. sharing the true loves and bringing the happiness to the world.. can’t we just luv each other without hate..? no one should suffer in this world..!!!

6.  and.. the last, but not the least.. i luv kids so much as you do.. please realize my dream.. i want a baby, ok..??

cheers..  Merry Christmas..  ho ho ho..  🙂

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6 Responses to “A Letter To Atuk Santa”

  1. lim sulone December 25, 2010 at 6:06 pm #

    haha… i like ur letter, but i am not Santa. i like christmas too but i am not a christian just like u. and i need to work tonight also in Emergency department.

    Merry Christmas , Sim 🙂

    • simon December 25, 2010 at 8:39 pm #

      merry x’mas su lone.. 🙂

  2. madz December 25, 2010 at 8:08 pm #

    Hi there Sim.Merry Xmas Sim..hehee..what i want now is to have my mum’s food for dinner :))))

    • simon December 25, 2010 at 8:45 pm #

      hehe.. enjoy ur dinner.. got BBQ turkey..??

  3. simon December 28, 2010 at 12:26 am #

    thanks strangetributes 🙂

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